Best Whatsapp status

1. I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.whatsapp

2. The Best Revenge Is Living Well!

3. What if, upon dying, God asks,”So, how was heaven?”

4. How are you intelligent matters more than how intelligent are you. (for work)

5. Freedom!!! (love)

6. Going global (for work)

7. A day for firm decisions! Or is it? (for work)

8. I love my job, it’s the work I hate. (for work)

9. Silent people have the loudest minds.

10. When I miss you really very much all I  have to do is close my eyes and think about you. Then my heart is satisfied to know that you are mine. (for lovers)

11. Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..(for work)

12. I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination. (for lovers)

13. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog. (for corporate)

14. In my dream you are my life…But in my life you are a dream.. :( (for lovers)

15. I love my job only when I’m on vacation (for office)

16. I still fall for you every day. (for lovers)

17. I will never regret loving you, only believing you loved me too (for lovers)

18. One Boy- Thousand Feelings (for lovers)

19. If I know what love is, it is because of You (for lovers)

20. You and me make a wonderful “WE” (for lovers)

21. I love my life because it’s you. (for lovers)

22. Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back. (for lovers)

23. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE. (for office)

24. Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM! (cool)

25. Hey there whatsapp is using me. (cool)

26. I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’ (for office)

27. Change always comes bearing gifts. (cool WhatsApp status)

28. Be the reason for someone’s smile. (cool WhatsApp status)

29. Never believe in mirrors or newspapers(cool WhatsApp status)

30. Take my advice — I’m not using it. (cool WhatsApp status)

31. The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills. (cool WhatsApp status)

32. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.(cool WhatsApp status)

33. I am working hard… or am I hardly working?  (cool WhatsApp status)

34. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. (cool office status)

35. Wait for my reply till curiosity kills the cat.

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